Busy with real terrorists, the Rainbow team sends their new recruits to a hostage situation at the local zoo

R2: Let’s GO!
R1: Hold up!
R2: What?
R1: I wan’t to feed the monkey!
R2: OK
Five minutes later…
R2: are you done yet?
R1: I wan't to pet him!
R2: can’t you read? That sign says not to reach in the cage!
R1: I don’t care!
R2: Fine, Hurry up!
(R1 reaches in the cage and tries to pet the monkey…)
CRUNCH!!!!!!
R1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD IT BIT OFF MY FINGER!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
R2: is it your trigger finger?
R1: no, it’s my thumb.
R2: But you can still shoot right?
R1: I think so.
R2: Good then lets move!
R1: Move where!
R2 didn’t you bring the map?
R1: No, they cost $1.00!
R2: You @#%! ^$& ITIOT!!!!!!!!!! MUST NOT SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!! IM UNDER CONTROL!! IM UNDER CONTROL!!!!!!!!
R1: To whom are you talking to?
R2: No one.
R1: Oh, HQ, HQ, come in, this is Twinkie 1!
HQ: What the heck do you want know?
R1: Where do you want us to go?
HQ: (faintly) my god, what is your problem?!?!?!?!?! (Loud) I mean, uh guh cough, cough! I’ve got a bad cold! Go to the big building in the middle of the zoo and get killed! COUGH, COUGH, excuse, me, get the hostages! HQ out!
R2: Let’s move!
R1: You’re smart!
R2: YOU’RE pushing it! Don’t make me kill you!
R1: (at the building) here we are let’s go in, but first let’s find out what’s going on from this cop
R2: No time, I’m going in!
Cop: Hey, he can’t do that only the crisis negotiator can!
R1: Don’t worry bout’ it man just chill out daddyo! He’ll bring em’ down! I know the guy trust me!
Cop: All right you better be right!
R2: (on roof of building) Sir I’m going to have to ask you to release the hostage and step away from the edge of the roof, then let me drill 24 holes in you with my SMG!
Tango: Back off man! I’ll jump!
R2: You will! Good then my work is done! Here’s a parting gift for you!
R2 throws a frag grenade at the tango.
BOOM!!!!
R2: Bye, Bye! (Tango and hostage fall off roof)
R1 and cop spin around upon hearing the explosion and see the tango and hostage fly off the building with flames behind them.
R1: I told you he would bring them down!