The Rainbow Six team had to save hostages at a television station. Unfortunately, they were on their latest mission so they had to send the new recruits.

Recruit One: Let's go!
Recruit Two: Hey look at me! I'm on camera.
Recruit One: Quit fooling around. We need to save the hostages.
Recruit Two: Where are the hostages?
Recruit One: I don't know.
Recruit Two: Let's ask.
Recruit One: Ask who?
Recruit Two: That terrorist over there.
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Recruit One: Ah. Get down!
Recruit Two: But this is showbiz. The bullets aren't real.
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Recruit One: Ugh! I'm shot! Oh, it hurts.
Recruit Two: Ha, you're a good actor. And that paint looks so real.
Recruit One: You #$%@&*$! Get down or he's going to blow the %$#@^&$! out of
your %#$@&!
Recruit Two: Hey, watch your mouth.
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Recruit One: Ugh!
Recruit Two: Man that is lame. You got to change around a bit. You can't go
ugh all the time. Go like Ow and Yow.
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Recruit Two: Ugh
Recruit One: Use your grenade. ( faintly and slowly dying )
Recruit Two: What grenade?
Recruit One: I swear, if you don't cut that out, I'm going to kill you
myself!
Recruit Two: You're going to kill? I thought this was training. You aren't
supposed to kill. And besides, I'm a Quaker.
Recruit One: Ahhhh!
Recruit Two: Yeah! Let's have a screaming contest.
Recruit Two: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bang!
Recruit Two: Ooooh! I'm going to teelll. You're using real bullets. Boy, is
the sergeant going to give you what you deserve.
Recruit One: Hey, terrorist, please. I beg you kill this guy. And if you
don't, the least you could do is kill me.
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Recruit Two: Ugh!
Recruit Two then dies.
Recruit One: Yes!
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Recruit One: Ugh!
Moments later
Recruit One: Hey I'm alive. Where am I? Everything is so white. And I see
clouds everywhere. I think I'm in heaven.
Recruit Two: Yep
Recruit One: How'd you get here?
Recruit Two: I had a good life. Especially when I was a Quaker.
Recruit One: I'm going to ask you one thing. Why are you a Quaker when
you're in a team to kill terrorist and save hostages. A Quaker is a person
who doesn't believe in war or killing.
Recruit Two: Gee. I never read the kill the terrorist part.
Recruit One: Ahhh! God, please send me to hell.