The rainbow six team sent some recruits on a mission to save hostages at a national bank, because they were to busy again with their own missions

 R1: Let's move
 R2: Wait. I need to make a deposit.
 R1: What the heck?
 R2: Okay, I'm ready.
 R1: Let's go
 R2: Wait
 R1: What now?
 R2: That plant over there looks dry. I need to give it some water from the
bathroom.
 R1: Hurry up
 Five minutes later
 R1: Let's move
 R2: Wait
 R1: What now?
 R2: Where are we?
 R1: Good point
 R2: Let's use this
 R1: That's a HBS you freak!
 R2: What's that?
 R1: It's a Helping Base Submachinegun
 R2: What's that?
 R1: I don't know
 R2: Let's go save the hostages
 R1: Wow, I never thought of that
 R1: Wait, where are they?
 R2: Ask HQ
 R1: HQ this is Twinkie 1.
 HQ: What do you want?
 R1: Where are we?
 HQ: You're on the fourth floor.
 R1: Where's that?
 HQ: My god, ur hum. just go up the elevator to the sixth floor.
 R1: What then?
 HQ: Get killed, I mean, save the hostages
 R1: All right, Twinkie 1, out
 R2: What do we do?
 R1: Go up the elevator to the sixth floor.
 R2: Where's that?
 R1: Over there.
 R2: Let's go
 Recruits go up to the sixth floor. Before the door opens, R2 asks R1 a
question.
 R2: What are we supposed to do?
 R1: It's a suicide mission
 R2: What's that?
 R1: It's when you try to convince the terrorist to kill himself
 R2: Okay
 Doors open.
 R1: Move Move Move
 R2: Where?
 R1: Over there?
 Recruits run behind a thin pole.
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 R2: Quit shooting me, I'm trying to help.
 R1: Jump off the building. This is your only chance.
 Ratatatatatatatatata
 R2: Ow. Why are you shooting me when I'm trying to help. It's not nice to
kill the person who's trying to help you kill yourself. I won't help you if
you keep shooting at me.
 Ratatatatata
 R1: Fire back
 Ratatatatata
 R1: Ugh
 R2: Hey are you all right? You told me to shoot your back.
 Ratatatata
 R2: Ow!
 R2 jumps out and starts firing like mad.
 R2: Look what you've done. You made me kill me friend. I'm not talking to
you anymore.
 Ratatatatatata
 Hostage and Terrorist both get shot and die.
 R2: Wow. I did a good deed. I helped a person kill himself. Yay!